Sunday, January 16, 2011

Oh noes adrian the reds have changed the zodiac again.....

Which is complete bullshit. Well, actually it's not. I've always known that there was a 13th zodiac sign. Of course, it's like it always is in life. I told everyone blackholes were awesome in 6th grade. What did they say to me? "You're a fuckin' idiot dood. Black holes are not real. It's just made up. God, your so stupid." Then in 9th grade, it's public knowledge and accepted by the scientific community that black holes are at the center of every galaxy. It's that kind of attitude from people that I can't stand. I mean, I told some people before that there was a 13th zodiac sign but of course they all just laughed and said, "Dood you're crazy. You need to stop huffing paint." Now, fast-forward to 2011 and guess what bitches. There's a 13th zodiac sign. That kind of attitude from us is why we are never going to advance or leave this planet. If someone comes up with a new theory or idea, he is instantly criticized for being stupid or weird. Then when he turns out right, not even an apology is given. No one thinks about it. No one wants to accept the fact that they were wrong about something. They just sit there and hope people forgot about that time when they were a closed-minded douche nozzle to someone else's ideas. It's all cool because time travel is not yet invented. If it was, I'd be bitch slapping a lot of people and teachers from the past right now. You should all try something new. Try not being a dick. If you are proven wrong about something, accept it. Give yourself a pat on the back and thank the person who proved you wrong, because guess what? You just learned something new. Everytime you learn something new, your XP is increased and you get further to gaining that level that will allow you to be just a little bit smarter and better. That or you can sit there and bitch and moan about how you are right and the rest of the world is stupid and you should get a cookie because you're just being a dumb ho.
Bleh, humanity makes me weep sometimes. I feel like I'm ranting again and not even for the reason I wanted to rant. You see, before this whole 13th sign thing popped up, there was something called sidereel astrology. Look it up. The basic gist is this; When you're out in space, near Earth, the signs change position. So basically, we are all different signs because they are in different positions than if we looked at them with our feet on the Earth. If you stand on the ground and look up, you'd be an Aries but if you're out in space looking in the same direction, you'd be something else. However, with this new 13th sign, I find it funny that the dates are exactly the same. Many other reasons are being thrown into the mix. The Earth has moved, there is a new sign or I was smoking weed when I made the dates up. Really only time will tell. Try not to say "Omfg you're stupid for thinking this is the reason the dates have changed." Try to actually be open-minded. Also, if you feel like saying it's stupid, try another new radical idea they established back in the day. Do some fucking research before hand. All this new astrological sign system stuff does indeed fuck shit up for me. I'm very, very much into my sign. I'm an Aquarius. I act like an Aquarius in every sense of the word. Seriously, ask my ex girlfriends, they will tell you. I even have an Aquarius tat because I love it that much. Now, I'm a Capricorn! Fuck that. I saw I would be a Capricorn if I were born in this day of age. If I was born out in space, I'd be a Capricorn. As it is, the day I was born, I was an Aquarius. I was on Earth. However, I guess being a Capricorn wouldn't be that bad. They have horns and when you ram somone with horns, that shit hurts. Any who, I'm still an Aquarius and you're still your sign unless you want to want to have a mind of your own and come up with your own ideas. But why would you want to do? Anyway, below are the new dates for those who are confused.

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20


  1. Lol You are so smart. I love the way you write. My world was turned upside down the night I found out this may possibly be official.

  2. I look at it this way. Yeah, you could ram someone as a space capricorn, but as a space aquarius,you have an awesome torturing technique... water boarding!

    anyways, they say ignorance is bliss, bullshit! ignorance is an escape from the truth= the truth that one is foolish. It's going to take a high power to change that in the masses.